About me

Hi. Roy, that's my nomme de pomme if you will. I am the Chief Executive Director of IT operations for Reynholm.I'm a bit of a big deal. I earn more money than most people I know.

I'm an avid West Ham supporter, comon' you Gooners, and a big Quentin Tarantino fan. I have seen all his movies except for that zombie one. 

I'm a bit of a bastard but that's only because it's what women really want. 

I love doing manly things such as drinking beer and following football.

I have a leather jacket and I love drinking Cuke. It's heaven in a can, ya know. 

My fav music videos are all directed by some guy called Richard Ayoade!

I also love UFC! Seeing two men fighting in a cage is criminally underrated.